MERRY CHIRSTMAS EVERYBODY! 8-Track TeckHead here wishin' you all an ECLECTIC Christmastime. Let me tell ya, I've had the BEST Christmas I've ever had so far! I woke up bright-'n'-early to see the fine white snow fallin' on the streets of Milford; Cassetta 'n' Odbal were still snoozin' so I started thinkin' about the ZINE and all the CRAZY ideas I have for it rockin' into the NEW YEAR! Just then, Odbal SCREAMED (he always does that when he wakes up) which woke up my smokin' undead cyborg wife, Cassetta. Pretty quickly, we got down to openin' gifts. I got Odbal his very own 45 RPM turntable so he can finally stop hoggin' our main rig for his "Odbal Picks". I also got Cassetta a year-long pass to Arcade Legacy, one of our FAVORITE date-spots, bow-chicky-wow-wow! Finally, it came time to open my gift and LO AND BEHOLD! It was a top-'a'-the-line bonafide PRINTER! Gone are the days of tellin' my agent to sneak into Kinko's to print ZINES when I can just DO IT MYSELF! We had ourselves a merry lil' Christmas.

What about you all? Have an ECLECTIC CHRISTMAS from the CHAINGUN ISLAND CREW!

It's almost Christmastime, and you know what that means... A NEW ISSUE OF THE CHAINGUN ISLAND ZINE! Issue 5 is rippin' down the chimeny just in time for 'ol Sandy Claws to make his BIG arrival! We've gone FULL FESTIVE this time! Get copies of the ZINE that keeps on givin' at Arcade Legacy and Spiral Groove Records! Or if you're still reelin' from that one time you got trampled at the mall last Christmas, then you can print-'n'-download copies of Issue 5 and all the others on the Internet Archive!

Merry Christmas from the CHAINGUN ISLAND crew and KEEP IT ECLECITC!

HO HO HEY! MERRY CHRISTMAS from the CHAINGUN ISLAND CREW! We've got one FESTIVE issue of the ZINE comin' straight to you this Friday! If you really wanna land on TeckHead Claus' nice list, read the earlier issues on the Internet Archive! Wanna get a stocking stuffer for your ECLECTIC f(r)iend? Copies will be available at Arcade Legacy and Spiral Groove Records.

Have an ECLECTIC Christmas!

It's been a long time comin' and a lot's happened to 'ol TeckHead over this month but the CHAINGUN ISLAND ZINE is back after a lil' leave of absence with ISSUE 4! SHINERS 'N' SUTURES! I apologize for the delay, we've recently been gettin' into fights with this weirdo Dr. Sylverstarian, "the Ska-tterbrained Professor". That'll get elaborated upon in ISSUE 4. Anywho... GET YER COPIES AT SPIRAL GROOVE AND ARCADE LEGACY! Or... If you're not an Ohioan like me, GET 'EM ON THE INTERNET ARCHIVE!

Look out for the Christmas Special comin'... sometime in December...

KEEP IT ECLECTIC!!!

WOAH! I really dragg'd my feet this time! November was a little hectic for 'ol TeckHead and the gang, it's a long story that will be elaborated upon in ISSUE 4, which is set to FINALLY release on... BLACK FRIDAY... that is if I don't get trampled tryin' to get them into stores. How 'bout ya take this time to check out the older issues, available on the Internet Archive. You can also find a few copies at Arcade Legacy and Spiral Groove Records if ya live in the Ohio area.

KEEP IT ECLECTIC!

- 8-Track TeckHead, the Undead Cybernetic DJ from Milford

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, NEWGROUNDS! It’s been a little while and you’re probably wondering where that got-danged ISSUE 4 is?! Well… I got bad news. Ya see, me and the gang had a huge Halloween shindig just like we always do. We took ONE LITTLE TRIP and our dumpster home gets BURGLARIZED! Turns out Dr. Sylvestarian tried to steal our LOOT! So… I might have to delay the release of ISSUE 4. No problem though, me, Odbal, and Cassetta are hard at work on ISSUE 4. You’ll just have to wait a touch longer. Soory!

BOO! NEWGROUNDS! Issue THREE-HEE-HEE of the CHAINGUN ISLAND ZINE has ESCAPED THE CRYPT! Featuring SCHPOOKAY cover artwork by Trevor Hess! Copies are lurking in HORRIFYINGLY-limited quantities at Arcade Legacy in Sharonville, Ohio and Spiral Groove Records in Milford, Ohio. If you don't live in that necropolis-o-the-woods, no worries! You can get both printable AND digital copies on the INTERNET ARCHIVE (You can find the new issue in the PDF section along with every past, present, and future issue!) Enjoy the literature and always remember to KEEP IT ECLECTIC!!! BULULULULULULUH!

HELLLLOOOO NEWGROUNDS! Issue numbah TWO of the CHAINGUN ISLAND ZINE is OUT AND ABOUT! Featuring a dandy cover drawin' by @sovereignofmonkey. Once again, copies are available in SUPER-DUPER limited quantities at Arcade Legacy in Sharonville, Ohio and Spiral Groove Records in Milford, Ohio. If you don't live in that neck-o-the-woods, no worries! You can get both the printable AND the digital copies on the INTERNET ARCHIVE (You can find the new issue in the PDF section along with every past, present, and future issues!) Enjoy the literature and always remember to KEEP IT ECLECTIC!!!

Hellllloooo everybody! The FIRST issue of the CHAINGUN ISLAND ZINE is live! Once again, copies are available in SUPER limited quantities at Arcade Legacy in Sharonville, Ohio and Spiral Groove Records in Milford, Ohio. If you don't live in that neck-o-the-woods, no worries! You can get both the printable AND the digital copies on the INTERNET ARCHIVE (You can find the new issue in the PDF section along with issue #0!) Enjoy the literature and always remember to KEEP IT ECLECTIC!!!

Hellllloooo everybody! I meant to post this a while ago but OOPS! I forgot! Check out what I've been cookin' up anyways! The "pilot" issue of the CHAINGUN ISLAND ZINE is live! Ingest some mind-bendin' journalism coverin' music, videogames, 'n movies. Copies are available in SUPER limited quantities at Arcade Legacy in Sharonville, Ohio and Spiral Groove Records in Milford, Ohio. If you don't live nearby, no worries! You can get both the printable AND the digital copies on the INTERNET ARCHIVE. Enjoy the literature and always remember to KEEP IT ECLECTIC!!!